tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-103836132011-04-28T10:29:07.788-07:00Lets find out what life is like on Gingerbread Lane.The Masterbakerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09648741912581208842noreply@blogger.comBlogger101100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10383613.post-1139638718695809052006-02-10T22:18:00.000-08:002006-02-10T22:19:38.673-08:00<div style="text-align: right;"><img src="http://www.carnalcookies.com/blog/littlepimp.jpg" align="left" /><br />Can I speak to Tom? <br /><br />Hello?<br /><br />I'm looking for some cookie cutters. Got any?<br /><br />Can you put up some videos of your show on the internet. I don't have a TV, I'm a cookie.<br /><br />Thanks,<br /><br />Cornelius<br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10383613-113963871869580905?l=masterbakery.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Masterbakerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09648741912581208842noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10383613.post-1134636565786448662005-12-15T00:49:00.000-08:002005-12-15T01:02:09.543-08:00<div style="text-align: right;"><img src="http://www.carnalcookies.com/blog/littlepimp.jpg" align="left" /><br /> <a href="http://soldado.info/?p=17">I got hos.</a> In different area codes and countries. <br /><br />I'm finna pinch a few bitches from Soldado, you know what I mean? <br /><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10383613-113463656578644866?l=masterbakery.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Masterbakerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09648741912581208842noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10383613.post-1133340404389546292005-11-30T00:42:00.000-08:002005-11-30T00:46:44.400-08:00<div style="text-align: right;"><img src="http://www.carnalcookies.com/blog/littlepimp.jpg" align="left" /><br />I was reading the news and I gots to get a little political here. I ain't gonna pass no judgements on anybody, but I wanted to give President Bush some advice.<br /><br />I saw this headline, <span style="font-weight: bold;">President Bush: No Iraq pullout. </span><br /><br />Mr. President, I gotta tell ya. If you're a real pimp you're gonna nut on a towel and pass out or something. Real Gs don't give up the skeet, man. You gonna knock that bitch up amd she's gonna have yo ass for the rest of your days.<br /><br />And don't think you'll be able to pass it off as anybody elses baby. Ain't nobody over in that part of the world that looks as goofy as you.<br /><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10383613-113334040438954629?l=masterbakery.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Masterbakerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09648741912581208842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10383613.post-1124258136230318792005-08-16T22:47:00.000-07:002005-08-16T22:55:36.240-07:00<div style="text-align: right;"><img src="http://www.carnalcookies.com/blog/littlepimp.jpg" align="left" />From time to time I get some static from some punk-ass busters claiming my Pimp Hand ain't strong.<br /><br /><br />Bitches be saying that they never seen me with no ho. They say that all the ladies on <a href="http://www.carnalcookies.com/">my website</a> are just some pictures I ripped off the internet or something.<br /><br />Well, motherfuckers, let me show you how it is!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.carnalcookies.com/blog/pimping_med.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; height: 213px; width: 350px;" src="http://www.carnalcookies.com/blog/pimping_med.jpg" alt="Life on the streets" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Let this end any speculation you haters might have had.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">My Pimp Hand is</span> <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >STRONG,</span> <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Bitches!</span></span></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10383613-112425813623031879?l=masterbakery.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Masterbakerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09648741912581208842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10383613.post-1122024572032180122005-07-22T02:20:00.000-07:002005-07-22T02:29:32.036-07:00<div style="text-align: right;"><img src="http://www.carnalcookies.com/blog/littlepimp.jpg" align="left" />Dear Diary,<br /><br />Today I hung out with a giant <a href="http://froggmarlowe.com/">guitar playing frog</a>. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.carnalcookies.com/blog/cookieAndFrog.jpg"><img style="border: 1pt 1pt 1px 1px; cursor: pointer; height: 213px; width: 350px;" src="http://www.carnalcookies.com/blog/cookieAndFrogSmall.jpg" alt="Breakfast in Bed" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Where did that bitch buy that shit? We gotsta get some more.<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10383613-112202457203218012?l=masterbakery.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Masterbakerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09648741912581208842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10383613.post-1121839924997327892005-07-19T23:05:00.000-07:002005-07-19T23:18:53.056-07:00<div style="text-align: right;"><img src="http://www.carnalcookies.com/blog/littlepimp.jpg" align="left" />Today was a good day.<br /><br />When you're a pimp, especially a gingerbread pimp, just waking up every day is a blessing.<br /><br />That's why I want to thank the lord for the opportunity to wake up today to breakfast in bed.<br /><br />Check it, bitches.<br /><br /><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0px 0px; align: right; cursor: pointer; height: 209px; width: 350px;" src="http://www.carnalcookies.com/blog/breakfastInBed.jpg" alt="Breakfast in Bed" border="0" /><br /><br /><br />See that skinny bald white mother fucker there?<br /><br />That's my butler, Jeeves Shortbread.<br /><br />Better believe it bitches.<br /><br />So glad to be off the pan, watch out ho's Cookie's coming to get ya!<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10383613-112183992499732789?l=masterbakery.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Masterbakerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09648741912581208842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10383613.post-1107921639590214662005-02-08T19:58:00.000-08:002005-02-08T20:00:39.590-08:00<div style="text-align: right;"><img src="http://www.carnalcookies.com/blog/littlepimp.jpg" align="left" />Don't be jealous cause I've been out on the street slappin' bitches all day. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10383613-110792163959021466?l=masterbakery.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Masterbakerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09648741912581208842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10383613.post-1106968376976030652005-01-28T19:09:00.000-08:002005-01-28T19:14:13.293-08:00<div style="text-align: right;"><img src="http://www.carnalcookies.com/blog/littlepimp.jpg" align="left" />While waiting for one of the honeys to finish up with her trick i went for a quick drink at happy hour. I'm sitting at the bar and some dude in a suit sits next to me: <br /> <br />"Work's a bitch," he says. <br />"You know it," I reply. <br />"Shitty hours." <br />"Fucking clients." <br />"Asshole bosses." <br />"Environmental hazards." <br />"Dumbshit co-workers." <br />"VD." <br /> <br />Dude gave me a funny look and moved to the other side of the bar. <br />Bougie motherfucker, like he never had it. <br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10383613-110696837697603065?l=masterbakery.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Masterbakerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09648741912581208842noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10383613.post-1106711564796822552005-01-25T19:12:00.000-08:002005-01-26T21:55:22.773-08:00<div style="text-align: right;"><img src="http://www.carnalcookies.com/blog/littlepimp.jpg" align="left" /> You know what fucking tough is? It's trying to write when you have gingerbread hands. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10383613-110671156479682255?l=masterbakery.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Masterbakerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09648741912581208842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10383613.post-1106638525849731262005-01-24T23:28:00.000-08:002005-01-24T23:44:46.690-08:00<div style="text-align: right;"><img src="http://www.carnalcookies.com/blog/littlepimp.jpg" align="left" /><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" href="http://carnalcookies.com/ginger-stripper.html">Bitches</a> keep telling me I need to get a blog or something like that. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10383613-110663852584973126?l=masterbakery.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Masterbakerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09648741912581208842noreply@blogger.com0