I was reading the news and I gots to get a little political here. I ain't gonna pass no judgements on anybody, but I wanted to give President Bush some advice.
I saw this headline, President Bush: No Iraq pullout.
Mr. President, I gotta tell ya. If you're a real pimp you're gonna nut on a towel and pass out or something. Real Gs don't give up the skeet, man. You gonna knock that bitch up amd she's gonna have yo ass for the rest of your days.
And don't think you'll be able to pass it off as anybody elses baby. Ain't nobody over in that part of the world that looks as goofy as you.