Friday, July 22, 2005

Dear Diary,

Today I hung out with a giant guitar playing frog.

Breakfast in Bed

Where did that bitch buy that shit? We gotsta get some more.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

That's the life of a pimp, I guess.

Today was a good day.

When you're a pimp, especially a gingerbread pimp, just waking up every day is a blessing.

That's why I want to thank the lord for the opportunity to wake up today to breakfast in bed.

Check it, bitches.

Breakfast in Bed

See that skinny bald white mother fucker there?

That's my butler, Jeeves Shortbread.

Better believe it bitches.

So glad to be off the pan, watch out ho's Cookie's coming to get ya!