Friday, January 28, 2005

Row of fools on a row of stools.

While waiting for one of the honeys to finish up with her trick i went for a quick drink at happy hour. I'm sitting at the bar and some dude in a suit sits next to me:

"Work's a bitch," he says.
"You know it," I reply.
"Shitty hours."
"Fucking clients."
"Asshole bosses."
"Environmental hazards."
"Dumbshit co-workers."
"VD."

Dude gave me a funny look and moved to the other side of the bar.
Bougie motherfucker, like he never had it.

2 Comments:

At January 29, 2005 at 1:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey this is coco. i hope i can't get vd from your cookies...that sounds so weird.

 
At January 29, 2005 at 2:01 PM, Blogger The Masterbaker said...

I always check the hos before I have em out on the streets. What do you think I am? During the interview process there's always a chance. It's one of those risks you take for the job you love.

 

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