Friday, January 28, 2005

Row of fools on a row of stools.

While waiting for one of the honeys to finish up with her trick i went for a quick drink at happy hour. I'm sitting at the bar and some dude in a suit sits next to me:

"Work's a bitch," he says.
"You know it," I reply.
"Shitty hours."
"Fucking clients."
"Asshole bosses."
"Environmental hazards."
"Dumbshit co-workers."

Dude gave me a funny look and moved to the other side of the bar.
Bougie motherfucker, like he never had it.

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Life ain't nothing but bitches and honey.

You know what fucking tough is? It's trying to write when you have gingerbread hands.

Monday, January 24, 2005

Welcome to my world

Bitches keep telling me I need to get a blog or something like that.